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They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
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- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
- mom: we're going on vacation!!
- me: is there wifi
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riding away from the haters on my dog chariot
me someday
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